Plant your roots in pettiness (and make it bloom).
This wickedly witty “My Garden Is Watered with the Tears of My Enemies” T-shirt is perfect for the unapologetically bold. Blending delicate floral art with savage humor, this gothic garden tee is equal parts classy and cutthroat — made for queens who grow stronger from drama.Ideal for gardeners with sass, sarcastic souls, and those who prefer their sunshine with a side of shade.
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“Absolutely hilarious mug — the printing is top quality
and it arrived faster than expected.
My mate nearly spat his tea out laughing. Brilliant gift!”
- Liam H.
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“The T-shirt was even better than the pictures.
Super soft, fits perfectly, and the quote got me stopped in Tesco twice.
Will definitely be ordering more.”
- Sophie R.


£24.99 Regular Price
£17.49Sale Price
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