Plant your roots in pettiness (and make it bloom).
This wickedly witty “My Garden Is Watered with the Tears of My Enemies” T-shirt is perfect for the unapologetically bold. Blending delicate floral art with savage humor, this gothic garden tee is equal parts classy and cutthroat — made for queens who grow stronger from drama.
Ideal for gardeners with sass, sarcastic souls, and those who prefer their sunshine with a side of shade.